Video Poker in Vegas!

January 2nd, 2009

I’m back from my Vegas trip.  I had an interesting experience and learned quite a few things that I had not known at the time.  This was the first time I specifically only played video poker and came with more knowledge than I ever had.  Unfortunately, my virgin-like ignorance could be seen as comical to some. Read the rest of this entry »

Chasing that Elusive Royal Flush in Video Poker

December 31st, 2008

Been awhile since I’ve updated :)  Well lately, I’ve become increasingly obsessed with hitting a Royal Flush before I die.  In all my years of playing poker, I have never hit a royal flush :(  Recently, I’ve become increasingly more interested in video poker. Read the rest of this entry »

Chino…… sigh

July 17th, 2008

Well… I had a huge story, updates, and funny pictures to show you all concerning my dear my friend Chino. However yesterday was a very trying day. After playing with him for an hour, I was very concerned that his parents had not fed him all day. As a result, I was forced to feed him myself, using small crumbs of bread soaked in water. I fed him using a chopstick too. He seemed to like it, but I knew it wasn’t the best food for him, at that age he needs protein from insects that his parents were no longer providing. He wasn’t pooping as much either…

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And Chino was his Name-o

July 15th, 2008

It’s funny really. Almost comical. Most people who have been around me find my humor to be highly offensive and controversial, and as a result just assume that I don’t really care about anything. However this is simply untrue, I care about a lot of things - I still cry when I see Godzilla and King Kong die… Does that make me gay? Well yes it does, but that’s not the point. So when I came home and saw a poor baby bird crying for help on my doorstep, I did what I knew had to be done.

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The Lakers are down 0-2, What needs to be done?

June 9th, 2008

Amit Jain Chimes in with a guest entry for his future blog.

Although almost all the ‘experts’ in the country had the Lakers as a clear favorite to win the NBA championship…we can hardly say that the current state of the Celtics leading the series 2-0 is surprising…in fact, it makes complete sense Read the rest of this entry »

Top Ten Laker Moments of the Kobe Bryant Era.

June 3rd, 2008

Time to reach into your fridge and pull out a nice cold frosted Miller Genuine Draft, because Miller Genuine Draft and [our blog name] presents, Genuine Moments! Man….. Those were the days - back when the NBA was on NBC with the crack-addicting John Tesh theme, and Marv Albert was wearing women’s underwear while biting 40 year old ladies in 2 male-threesomes…. I can just imagine him at the very end of his orgy going, “Marv serves up a facial!” He should donate that to the Thurgood Marshall Scholarship Fund. Read the rest of this entry »

Prison Break Season 4 is a JOKE - Sara Tancredi RETURNS?

March 29th, 2008

Honestly, I really wish this were a fucking April Fools joke. But it’s not! That’s right, as if you didn’t need anymore proof that they had no clue what to do with this show after they broke out of Foxwoods in Season 1, they are going against common sense and bringing back Sara Tancredi from the dead for Season 4.

For those of you who stopped watching this show (lucky you) The actress who plays Sara Tancredi ended up pregnant during Season 3 and decided not to be apart of the show anymore via contract dispute. As a result, the writers decided to kill her off. While the character sucked and was virtually worthless, it just didn’t jive right within the story to kill her off like that, and as a result the entire 3rd season suffered. They ended up killing her by chopping her head off and having Linc look at her head for a split second.

So how do they exactly plan to revive a dead character? EASY AS PIE THATS HOW! — BECAUSE IT WASN’T HER HEAD AFTERALL!!! YOU SEE!! HE ONLY LOOKED FOR HALF A SECOND SO IT COULD OF BEEN ANYONE!!! …………… …………. ………………

GOD DAMN THAT SHOW FUCKING SUCKS.

Source: TV GUIDE

Ride collapses in South Africa ***CAUGHT ON TAPE****

March 29th, 2008

Courtesy of Rideaccidents.com - Pretty nasty scary crash as a ride collapses while being filmed!

“(Friday, March 21, 2008) - Seven people escaped serious injury when an amusement ride called “Crazy Wave” collapsed at Emperors Palace in Johannesburg, South Africa. The riders were taken to a hospital where they were treated for neck and back pain.
The ride passed an inspection last week.

Forensic engineers are investigating.”


UFC 81: Frank Mir is a CUNT

February 3rd, 2008

Goooooooooooooooooood God. I’ve never been so pumped up for a UFC event in my life.  I could care less about the undercard, and I actually felt like one of those marks that saw Wrestlemania X8 just for the Hogan/Rock match and left when it ended!! Yes indeed-oo, this match was hyperbowl city! Read the rest of this entry »

The PirateBay Torrent site officially charged with Copyright Infringement

February 1st, 2008

For those of you that use ThePirateBay.org for torrenting this headline is for you. While it’s not particularly surprising that they are being charged, one can read all the previous lawsuits/charges that never made it through on their site. I won’t be surprised if they get off the hook once again, and add this one to their archives.

Full Story: http://torrentfreak.com/pirate-bay-team-charged-080131/